Holá! Señor Library Moose here, and as you can see, my herd and I are ready to Fiesta as we enjoy our Cinco de Mayo [around here we prefer Cinco de Mooso] holiday. So get out your chips and salsa and have a margarita or two!
Your local Library Moose, needs your help, well, that is my owner needs your help. From what I've heard the owner is going to jail on April 30 and needs to raise bail money. As you can see from the photo, this isn't his first brush with the law and frankly prison strips don't look good on him. The bail money is for a group called MDA and this is something the owner refers to as a charitable fundraiser. Well I too can support charity and so I the Library Moose, encourage my fans to help my owner stay out of jail or at least return after a short stint doing hard time. I worry that he might be strip searched....although the owner says that isn't possible. His jail time is to be served at a place called The Smokehouse, boy hard time sure has changed hasn't it, a chain gang it ain't...looks like a restaurant, and when it is mentioned at the library, everyone sure gets in a tizzy over stuff called garlic bread.
My owner went to Detroit and all I got was nuts...and leftover Southwest Airline nuts at that! Not that I don't like nuts but really, wasn't there a handoutor give away from the vendor exhibits at his SirsiDynix Superconference that would have made a better souvenir for his loyal friend...namely me?
From what he confessed, the pickings were slim and the nuts were about as good a goodie as there was.
The owner said that many attendees have noticed a decline in such handouts, SirsiDynix used to have neat coffee mugs, one year cups, another year glowing pens as give aways. Company gets bigger, goodies disappear. Unfortunately, this is pretty much the case with most of the vendors. Maybe next year in Dallas will be better.
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Sssh, a quick update while the owner is in Detroit at a conference. I have come across and just read an amazingly frightening book that details that our world is ruled and governed by a class [not Dewey or LC either] of Evil Librarians. Well that would explain a lot of things to this moose that is for sure.
