Monday, March 23, 2009

To bail or not to bail that is the question!

As you can see, one of the dark secrets that I, The Library Moose, as well as, my herdmates have to live with is the undeniable fact that my owner is a habitual "jailbird". This coming Thursday, March 26, the owner is going to jail for "The MDA Lock-up". You can help my owner post bail by making a contribution at his MDA website.
While it looks like he will squeak by, post bail and escape serious jail time, I hope you might consider helping him out. I am not sure whether or not California's "three strikes" law applies in his case. Besides the ongoing debate over whether the owner is "guilty" or "innocent", as the photos prove, he doesn't look good in stipes!

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Toy Story Alien.

Toy Story Alien.
Originally uploaded by library.moose

A past comment wondered if there were any other herd members, besides dog, who were not genuine actual Moose. Here is herd member "Toy Story Alien" who could be considered a Moose on his planet or origin. That is hard to say, not knowing what his planet of origin is, not to mention how the concept of Moose translates into his native tongue.

TSA, also has the distinction of being one of the first three original members of my herd. Only Moosecow and Moose Muffin have been hanging with me at the library for a longer time.

Saturday, March 21, 2009

I'm Baaaaacccckkkkkkkk

I know that my many fans have been wondering, Library Moose, where have you been? Why haven't you been keeping us up-to-date on your amoosing adventures? Why so moosterious and quiet?

Well, the picture tells a 1,000 word story.
When it became apparent that Gov. Sarah Palin would wind up running for the office of Vice President, myself, my herd and my species became highly concerned. I mean, look at it from our point of view, you people were considering electing a woman who was known to kill, gut, clean and eat my kind! How would you feel if France was going to possibly elect a person who like to kill and eat Americans? With that facing all of moosekind, we made a decision that now was the time to lay low and take cover, we did not want to provoke any sort of response from Gov. Palin or the American voter.
Us Moose are not really known for being, shall we say "political animals". The only time we've dipped our hooves into such waters was way back in 1912 with Teddy Roosevelt's "Bull Moose" party. That didn't turn out too well did it so all of us Moose have been quiet throughout the political season, the transition to a new President and now after a couple of months, all of us Moose feel more secure about our futures and we now will begin to make our mooselves visible.
There are new herd members to introduce, and much more to catch up on!
Talk to you soon.
The Library Moose!